WHY GOD LOVES BLONDES

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble.  Her business has gone bust, and she's in a serious financial mess.  She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.  She begins to pray, "God...please help me.  I've lost my business and I'm going to lose my house as well.  Please let me win the lotto..."

Lotto night comes, and she is devastated when someone else wins it.  Brandi prays again, "God...please let me win the lotto!  I've lost my business and I'm going to lose my house as well.  Please let me win the lotto..."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has absolutely no luck.  Once again, she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me?!  I've lost my business, my house, and my car.  My children are very hungry.  I don't often ask for you to help, and I am a constant good servant for you.  PLEASE just let me win the lotto this ONE time so I can get my life back in order..."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself.  "Work with me here, Brandi.  Buy a ticket!"

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