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You stand in
"line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
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You're not offended by
the term, "Homo Milk"
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You understand the
phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my
poutine"
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You eat chocolate bars
instead of candy bars.
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You drink pop, not
soda.
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You know what it means
to be on pogey.
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You know that a mickey
and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
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You can drink legally
while still a 'teen.
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You talk about the
weather with strangers and friends alike.
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You don't know or care
about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with
good cigars and no Americans.
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When there is a social
problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling
them to stay out of it.
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You're not sure if the
leader of your nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if
he has!
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You get milk in bags
as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
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Pike is a type of
fish, not some part of a highway.
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You drive on a
highway, not a freeway.
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You sit on a couch not
a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
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You know what a
Robertson screwdriver is.
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You have Canadian Tire
money in your kitchen drawers.
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You know that Thrills
are something to chew and "taste like soap".
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You know that Mounties
"don't always look like that".
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You dismiss all beers
under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
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You know that the
Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
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You know that Casey
and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
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You participated in "Participaction".
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You have an Inuit
carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough
protection for the Prime Minister good enough for me".
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You wonder why there
isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
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Unlike any
international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't
possess a Canadian passport.
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You use a red pen on
your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from
labor, honor, and color.
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You know the French
equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to
your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
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You are excited
whenever an American television show mentions Canada and you make
a mental note to talk about at at work the next day.
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You can do all the
hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
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You can eat more than
one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
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You were mad when "The
Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
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You know what a toque
is.
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You have some memento
of Doug and Bob.
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You admit Rich Little
is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
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You know Toronto is
not a province.
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You never miss
"Coaches Corner".
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Back bacon and Kraft
Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
