MELISSA BIANCO
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I'm as bad at directions as I am Chemistry (which is why I took Earth Science in high school -- come to think of it, I didn't do so hot in that either.  Must be the word "science" in the equation).

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How To Remember

Which goes what way on a compass it's North, East, South, West and here's a Mel Way of remembering it:

Never Eat Shredded Wheat

(Seriously, I just made this up five seconds ago.  Maybe I'll use it.)

Nothing against Shredded Wheat, of course.  Actually, it's pretty tasty.


DIRECTIONS

I’m one of these people who if you say, "Go south" I reply, "Ok…south, got it. Is that left or right? Just tell me. I can find it."

So I’m not going to get all bent out of shape about it. AT LEAST I have the sense to pull over to a gas station and ask for directions. No shame in that! I much prefer that to driving for hours, running out of gas, and WALKING to a gas station for

a) a can of gas
b) directions

(I’m not accusing, Just throwing out a scenario.)

HOWEVER...since we're being honest here, I am directionally challenged and even though I've lived in California for a few years now, I still get lost going to the Mall.  It drives my husband nuts, it drives my workmates nuts - about the only one it doesn't drive nuts is me.

Probably because the last time I got lost, I was leaving a pub in Ladner (I don't frequent them - my roommate was a bartender there, took a few wrong turns and ended up at the Blaine border crossing.  So, what the heck, they have Ben and Jerry's in the States - may as well pick up a few pints while I get gas!  See?   It's all good!

Update:  For the record, we just got a new vehicle that has a NAVIGATION SYSTEM!!!!  So I will TRULY never be lost again.  (Unless I don't follow directions.)

 

 

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