GUEST BOOK
Okay, so here's the deal. See that picture to the right?
That's my psycho cat who will haunt you to the rest of your days if
you don't sign the guest book. See how he's holding on for
dear life?
He is. He's waiting, terrified to let go of the scratchy
post until YOU SIGN the guest book. Can you even imagine how
tired and sore his poor little claws are. His shoulders must
simply be ACHING all hunched up like that. Scratch!
Scratch! Scratch!
Don't let go, Miko! Don't do it! They'll sign!
I promise!
See the look of purpose in his eyes? Oh yes, that's
purpose. It could be, "I think my claw is stuck.", but I'm
pretty sure it's purpose.
Oh he's a patient one, that cat. Claws at the ready.
You can almost hear him now:
"I can do it, Melissa! I can grip this scratching post,
even though my nose is totally getting itchy and I think I may have
nicked it a bit! But you can count on me! Even though
I'm a totally adorable Russian Blue kitten who deserves massive
amounts of sweet cat treats and petting and more sweet cat treats!
But for YOU! I'll hold off! I'm sure they'll sign
that guest book! I'm sure of it!"
What a trooper!
Well, I used to have a guest book. It got so
much spam I gave up.
Still...I crack myself up every time I read the
scratching post story. I mean that is CLASSIC!
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