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Darn it.  I can't think of anything funny.


MISCELLANEOUS HUMOUR
 

A Letter To Our "Fellow" Americans

A hilarious (and interesting) letter from California to the rest of America regarding their "it's not my problem" regarding the electricity situation.  My husband, Ron, sent this to me.  Thanks, sweetie :)

A Message from Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, to the Citizens of the United States of America

Now this one cracked me up.  It's in response to the painfully long delay in deciding on who the 2000 President of the United States would be.  England wants her country back.  It'll probably annoy Americans, but as a Canadian, I thought it was kind of cute!

Bottom-Dweller Diver's Bad Day

This, believe it or not, is a true story (so I'm told, anyway).  Brian is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.  This is an email he sent to his sister.  She sent it to Laughline and won the contest.  Brian wasn't thrilled with her for that one.  Next time you think you have had a bad day at the office, remember this guy.

Warning:  Body humour, and I didn't write it, so don't get mad at me if you read a few choice words.

Child's Play

Remember all those fantastic games that came out in the early 80's?  Children of the 21st century give them THEIR reviews.  In a word?  Harsh.

Personal Ads

A really funny send up of online personals.  Tara, sent me this.

Priceless

After a night of drunken debauchery, a husband wakes up to face the music.

What Men REALLY Mean

Hilarious!  They say one thing.  They mean another.  Come on, ladies!  Am I right or am I right??  And they say WE'RE complicated...sheesh.

 

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