IF I HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER (AND WOULDN'T GET JAILED FOR USING IT)
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Smog
Now
that I'm living in California, I can honestly say, "GACK! PFFFT!
HACK!" You don't really miss fresh air until it's gone, do you?
(On the other hand I don't miss rain 365 days a year either...)
People who don't look you in the eye
I
dunno...something shifty about that. Don't you think?
Cape Horn Interchange (Port Coquitlam, B.C.)
Cape HELL
Interchange is more like it. Four lanes merging into one. It's a
freaking
nightmare. A NIGHTMARE I tell you! Update: Oh. They
fixed it. Now it's WORSE THAN EVER! Nice work, city
planners!
The makers of the EZ Wrap 1000
I
can't even count how many pints of blood I've lost trying to wrap cheese in plastic wrap
and almost losing a finger.
The rude salesclerk at the card shop
Here's a little tip, sweetheart:
If there's a girl standing in front of you with merchandise in
one hand and money in the other, that's the time to PUT DOWN THE
BLOODY PHONE, FORGET TELLING YOUR GIRLFRIEND ABOUT YOUR WILD
WEEKEND, and frigging RING IT IN!!!!!
People who don't say "you're welcome"
Now I'm not naming names or anything, but what really drives me
nuts is when I'm at a restaurant <coughs and mumbles, "In a U.S.
city."> and I receive my order. What do I do? I
look up and say, "Thank you." More often than not, what do I
get as a reply? Get this: "Uh huh..."
I mean WHAT IS THAT???? Someone?
Construction Work
Ok. It's not a new scenario. Condo leaks. And
ok, they're fixing them. How do I wake up on my day off?
THEY'RE DRILLING CONCRETE OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAM
Now this cheeses me off.
A) I hate chain email - - if you want to find yourself
never hearing from me again, send me a chain letter.
B) Spam in ICQ - - another quick way to my ignore list.
I'm not all that fond of "Send this to all the users on your ICQ
list or they'll start charging!")
Baggy pants on guys
What's up with that? Why is it that guys
with really nice bums (sorry, not American - - I don't say "butt") wear
these baggy ol pants so us girls can't appreciate their finer attributes?
Reverse sexism? Perhaps. So?
U and "ur" and all that
I will NEVER understand why someone can't type
"you", but rather feels the need to shorten it to "u". Couldn't
find the y and o key? And that ur thing instead of "you
are". Don't...get...me...started...
My Invisible Maid
That non-existent woman who's supposed to come
in while I'm at work and do my laundry and clean the kitchen and wash the floors and
stuff. Well she never SHOWS...and it's just really annoying the crap
out of me! (hee hee)
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