THE ROOSTER

A farmer's prize rooster dies and he has to go into town to buy another one.  He gets to the store and there is only one rooster left.  This rooster is small and scrawny.  The farmer looks at the salesman dubiously and says, "You can't be serious!  This is all you've got?  It couldn't possibly service all my hens!"

The salesman replies, "Its looks can be deceiving, sir.  This rooster has amazing stamina."

Not convinced, but with no other choice, the farmer pays the salesman and leaves with the rooster.

Back at the farm, the farmer lets the rooster go.  Immediately the rooster heads at breakneck speed to the hen house.  Feathers go flying, hens are squawking.  The hen house is vibrating.  The rooster emerges.  He has serviced the entire hen house in less than ten minutes. 

Next he heads for the turkeys.  Ten minutes later he's serviced them, too.  He runs out of the turkey house and straight for the pasture.  Once there, he runs around and around in circles.  He continues running for five minutes and then simply falls over.  The farmer is baffled.

Overhead, the farmer sees vultures eyeing the rooster.  The farmer runs frantically toward the helpless rooster.  The vultures circle lower and lower.  The farmer almost reaches the rooster, yelling at the vultures to get away.

The rooster barely opens one eye, and out of the corner of its beak whispers, "Shhhh!  They're about to land!"

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